Sonny with a Chance （Sitcom on the Disney Channel）

英語会話の聞き取りにベストなのがsitcom。
自然な会話が満載で勉強になる。
特に便利なのがDisney Channelのsitcom。
というのも、You Tubeにほとんどがuploadされていて、
消去されていない！どうやらディズニー公認らしいのだ。

私の大好きなのは、
The Suite Life of Zack and Codyと、
この、Sonny with a Chance。
特にこの回は抱腹絶倒。
high fiveじゃなくてup topなんだ……

　Fisappoint...It starts with an F and that's worse than a D.. Sonny, your mother asked you a question.
　Mom, you know I've never been good at math.
　No, I know you've never been great at math. But I have never seen you do this badly.
　Well, I'm not a miracle worker. I mean come on.
　Look, I've just been working really hard on my new sketch and I didn't leave myself enough time to study. But I know I can bring my grades up.
　And she'll have that chance. There's a big test coming up and I'm sure she'll do better.
　Yeah, I promise.
　Well, fine, but if the grade doesn't come up, you're not doing the show.
　What?
　Mom, you can't do that. Not this week. Tawni and I are finally getting along.
　Sonny, we had an agreement. Grades first, show second.
　( laughs ) Mom. Mommy. Mother, what do you say that we just, I don't know, switch it up this week? Show first, grades second. Who's with me?
　I ... scratching, not voting. Scratching.
　Well, okay. That's one scratch, one scowl, one glare.. See? come on. I'm good at math. Up top. Sitting down.

　So you promised your mother and Marshall that you would study hard so you could pass your geometry test and not let them down?
　Yeah.
　You selfish girl!
　What about me?
　What about you?
　The name of the sketch is "Check it out Girls", I can't do it alone.
　Are you saying you need me?
　No, I'm saying I already asked Marshall and he said I can't do it alone. You have to pass that test.
　I have to learn five chapters of geometry in one night. So instead of freaking me out, why don't you just help me?
　You know what? I will. Up top!
　Hey! What are you doing?
　I'm not sure what you call it in Wisconsin, but here in America we call it cheating.
　Stop that. I'm not gonna cheat. I've never cheated in my life.
　You promised me lunch boxes. I've been promised lunch boxes before, and I am not going down that dark road again.
　So you do need me.
　If I say I need you, will it help you pass the test?
　Maybe.
　Fine.
　Then I need you, okay? I need you! I need you! I need you! I need you more than a flower needs rain and more than a balloon needs air and more than you need a spray tan.
　I need a spray tan?
　More than a balloon needs air.
　So you do need me. ( chuckles ) Come here. What are you doing? Stop that! I'm not gonna cheat! I'm gonna pass that test, and you want to know why? 'Cause I've got one of the greatest minds of our generation to help me.

　Okay, a hexagon is simply two trapezoids, one on top of the other. Now this is the area of a trapezoid. And you can check your equation by--
　( Sonny's voice ) Check your equation. Check it out. Check out the triangles. Check out Zora's snake. ( gasps ) Snakeskin cowboy boots would be awesome. The check it out girls go west. ( country music playing ) Check out that cactus. Check out that cute cowboy. ( giggling )
　( stick rapping ) Hello? what's your answer?
　Oh, um ( sighs ) Okay. Let me try this another way.
　Okay. A hexagon is made up of six triangles. So if you solve the area for one triangle, you'll be able...
　( Sonny's voice ) TRIANGLE. Check that out. That's like a pyramid. Ooh, the check it out girls in Egypt. ( Egyptian music playing ) Check out the cute pharaoh. Check out his bling.
　( grunts ) Focus!
　Sorry. Just one more time. And try and keep it simple.
　( groans ) This is a circle.
　A circle.
　Now do you get it?
　( Sonny's voice ) A circle. Check that out. It's like a planet. Oh my gosh, the check it out girls in space.
　Ooh, check out my weightlessness.
　Check out my moon walk.
　Whoo.
　Ooh!
　Bye.
　Bye.
　Earth to sonny! ( grunting ) This is hopeless! You're never going to pass that test! Come on, Bernie. I don't want you to see any more of this.
　( hissing )
　Check out my pen. Check out your hand. Check out the answers on your hand.
　All right, fine. I'll do it, I'll cheat.

　( school bell ringing ) Good morning, everybody.
　You better pass this.
　Don't worry. I got this.
　What time is the snake getting here?
　The guys at snakes for less guaranteed delivery before lunch or...
　or what?
　Or we get it after lunch. Either way, we get a snake.
　Cool.
　( All ) Good morning, miss Bitterman.
　Is it? Is it really? All right. Is everybody ready for the big geometry test?
　Yes, completely ready. Come on, let's go.
　Well, somebody's an eager cheater.
　I'm a what?
　An eager beaver.
　Oh, yeah, right. I am an eager beaver.
　Guess that talk with your mother must have really helped.
　Yeah. Is it hot in here?
　I'll turn down the cheater.
　The what?
　I'll turn down the heater. You just don't listen, do you?
　Why do we all have to keep recheating ourselves?
　What?
　Repeating ourselves.
　( heart thumping ) Is that my heart cheating... I mean beating?
　What are you talking about?
　( panting ) ( Bird ) Cheat cheat. Cheat cheat cheat cheat. Cheat cheat. Cheat cheat. Cheat cheat cheat.
　All right, class, you may now...
　I'm a cheater!

　I'm very disappointed.
　I am too.
　In both of you.
　You for cheating.
　Almost cheating.
　And you for telling her to almost cheat.
　No, I told her to cheat. She ruined it with the almost.
　Well, until both of you retake that test and pass it without cheating, you're off the show.
　( Both ) No!
　Marshall, what about the check it out girls?
　They'll be played by Nico and Grady.
　( Boys ) Yes!
　The check it out guys?
　No, they're... they're still girls.
　No!
　No!
　But Marshall, that's our sketch. We created those characters.
　Well, my mind is made up. You're both off the show and the decision is final.
　But marshall...
　My decision is final. This is very serious business. Now if you'll excuse me, I have two boys to get fitted for wigs.
　( Boys ) Awww!
　Add girdles!
　( Boys )YES! WHOO! HA!

　Look at her. Man, she's so pretty. I can't wait to scare her.
　Okay. Let's review the plan, shall we?

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